I recently came into possession of the single greatest souvenier in existence. In a time where you have to take off your shoes, get aggressively fondled, and then remove all liquids within a 48 mile radius just to view an airplane, the irony bathed photos above are delightful.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

This crappy paper weight/snow globe/pencil eraser shows "Washington - The Nations's Capital" and a floating plane which you can ram into it. Seriously. I can see it now, Osama and friends hiding in the rocks training for their next great assault using these crappy $2 novelties. For shame corporate America, for shame... :P