Sometimes Mondays, but only if I eat Mexican.

Take a trip back to the lighter days at IUsedtoBelieve.com. This website has warmed even my cruel dictator-like heart that there may be hope for the future. Hope...how I missed you.

Here are two things I used to believe: 1) That animals thought that they'd grow up to be human but would slowly realize as they grew older that they were wrong. 2) I thought that when I went to sleep I would travel through the world and live everyone's lives. If I caused harm to someone I would soon experience the harm through their eyes.

I was a real strange kid.